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Maldives: 50 years later

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匿名 | Anonymous

有创意

虽说是“创意”,却也很可能是现实 

Creative

Although it is just a "thought", it could be real.

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匿名 | Anonymous

马尔代夫:50年之后--设想解决马尔代夫问题的方案

积极的计划:
在哥本哈根会议上,大家都抑制认为马尔代夫是气候难民过,他们将被欧洲,美国以及澳大利亚优先接受。马尔代夫人被给予了投票权。这项计划将在未来的五年内在联合国气候框架公约内实施。
结果:以色列代表支持者个计划,并且欢迎犹太居民回国。并且他们会派遣专家对马尔代夫人进行培训,向他们介绍他们保持犹太传统几千年的经验。
巴勒斯坦的观察员表示,地中海东岸也遭受气候变化的影响,并且提议将部分巴勒斯坦难民划归到气候难民中。
中国已经在私营马尔代夫旅行社中增加了移民商务,这样能够帮助中国公民移民到马尔代夫获得移民身份。同时,如果移民希望得到能够允许他们移民到美国的身份,他们将另外收取50%的费用。

Maldives: 50 years later—a Conceiving of Several Plans for Resolution to Maldives Issue

Positive Plans:
In this Copenhagen meeting, it was unanimously approved that Maldivians are climate victims, who will be received by Europe, the U.S., and Australia in priority. Maldivian citizens are awarded with the suffrage, and this project will come into practice in the following five years, executed under the organization of the United Nations framework convention on climate.

Result: Isreal representatives said they support such plan, and would welcome their Jewish citizens back. Also, they were willing to dispatch training experts to introduce Maldivians their ways of keeping Jewish people’s thousands years of traditions.

Palestinian observers implicated that the east coast of the Mediterranean Sea also suffers from climate changes, suggesting partially classify Palestinian refugees into climate refugees.

China has added an immigrant business event in private Maldivians travel agencies, so as to help Chinese citizens immigrit into Maldives to get refugee identity through “Guanxi”. Besides, if the immigrants want to obtain the identity which permits them to immigrit into the U.S., another 50% of fees will be charged.

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匿名 | Anonymous

马尔代夫:50年之后--设想解决马尔代夫问题的方案

根据分析,一个沙特王子拥有一国石油公司70%的股份,却成了美国政府和本拉登沟通的中间人。

Maldives: 50 years later—a Conceiving of Several Plans for Resolution to Maldives Issue(4)

According to exports’ analysis, it was a Saudi Arabian Crown Prince—who owns 70% shares of the country’s petrol company—bridges the U.S. government and Ibin Bin Laden.